Rants on a glurge piece.

This is going around on Facebook and I have some issues with this.

A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

Now I have no problems with this. This is a cocky fuck that got to suffer the consequences of his own actions. God may or may not have had a hand in that, but in either case I've no problems. 

The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

So...We're saying that just because one person was an arrogant prick, God decided to sink the ship with a loss of over 1,500 people. People who may or may not have been as devout as they could have been...but I doubt that many of them sat there and flipped God the bird and made the same claim. I'm sure that most of them simply bought a ticket so they could come to America. 

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

After she had taken her own life as a result of drug overdose. Possibly from depression. So God smited a woman who was depressed because she told Billy Graham (who, and let's be fair to him, is a bit of an overzealous prick) what she thought of religion as he preaches it.

But on the same token will also allow Good Christians who have fallen through the cracks of priests who just don't give a fuck and don't get any help for their depression to die.

Huh.

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

And on the other hand we have Rich Mullins who was a Christian singer who sang the praises of God and Jesus who was killed in 1997 at the age of 41 when a semi-trailer truck plowed into him killing him instantly. 

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken 

And again God killed off everyone just because one person was mouthy?

 

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist & entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Is this the way that God REALLY works? Really? That he'll smite the fuck out of anyone near a person just because they say something that he doesn't like? That if I wanted to kill off a bunch of people I could stand in the middle of a group of people and say "The Lord is a rotten bastard" and he'll smite them? Sure I might get it as well, but thanks to God he'll make sure I take a shopping mall's worth of people with me?

Is this REALLY how God works?

Fuck I hope not otherwise we're all doomed.