Yes I lied a bit, but if he can lie his ass off to me...so I can to him. After all, there is no real way either of us can verify each other's claims.
I am Barrister David Dinesh Mathew , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine , that shares the same last name as yours died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . And in the record there is no known successor to this deposit of the deceased who died without a will. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.
I can be reached on ( philip5ca1981@gmail.com ) for more information. My late Client has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars ( US$ 17.500,000) left behind.
Best regards,
Barrister David Dinesh Mathew
Attorney AT Law
TEL: 011 601 72718538 or +601 72718538My reply...
Sir, I am going to have to call shenanigans on this...rather laughable story of yours.
To start off, there is the fact that you are showing two e-mail addresses. One which you claim to be yours, and one which you wish to me to contact you by. Neither of these is anything even remotely resembling your "real name" and both of these are at free e-mail providers. Neither of these fits what one would consider to be a "professional" address. Something like "DDMathew@[insert name of law firm here].com as an example.
Secondly, Let me tell you a little something about my family. We came from Ireland at the turn of the century. ALL of us. There are no members of my family left in Ireland at all. No one in my family moved to Sumatra. There were no members of my clan in Indonesia at the time of the disaster, nor at any point in history.
No one, never there, never will be.
Thirdly, We are a VERY close knit family. If there is someone with my last name, we know them. They are either a blood relation or a relation via marriage. So when someone is born, we all come and see. There are so many members of my family that the mother can hand the kid off to someone and it will take 72 hours before the kid comes back to his mothers arms. If someone dies we throw an Irish wake of such proportions that we often put the children of the local liquor stores through college from all the booze we buy.
So if someone drops of a heart attack, we'd know about it. If this "poor bastard" had an entire branch of our clan die out from under him, the rest of us would help him out. He. Would. Not. Have. Died. Alone.
No one in our family has died alone with the notable exception of one person back in WWII who was a Flying Tiger volunteer who was shot down over Rangoon and never seen again.
Finally, nice try you table-scrap pilfering grabass. I am not a moron like so many of my countrymen are. After all if they weren't this gullible, you would find other ways of making money. Perhaps something honest.
Hope you contract one of the many hemorrhagic fevers that plague your country (after all, most of these scams come from Africa and the likelyhood you are as well). The thought of you bleeding out of every pore in your body as you slowly slip into the madness of a fever induced deliruim will help me keep my erection when I masturbate tonight.
Yes I get off on the suffering of others. Especially scammers like you.
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