Sort of anyway. Unlike bubble-wrap however they don't really do anything to reduce stress...especially if you're a nature lover and really not the sort of person who enjoys driving over the suicidal fuckers with a car.
You have got to wonder what goes through the mind of a frog just before they get hit (besides a Michelin steel-belted radial in 175-80-R13). Seriously! These little idjits hop into the road, stop and turn to look at the massively huge chunk of steel rumbling towards them as it's barreling down on them at 55MPH.
Are they so damn depressed that they look at the approaching headlights and think to themselves "Oh sweet metallic angel of merciful death, remove me from this life that no longer holds any joy for me. Enshroud me within your sweet embrace of rubber, tarmac, and death and spread my lifeless body across half a mile of county road."
I must have hit at least 30 of the little bastards, each with that little 'pop' that tells you that you indeed got him.
Damn but they're some stupid fuckers.
They are sick and in need of psychotherapy.
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